Yes, that’s right, just when you thought the idea of Ashlee Simpson having a baby with mall-punk poser icon Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy was the dumbest thing you ever heard, now comes news of the actual birth of the baby on Thursday and the revelation of the fittingly ridiculous baby name.
Please welcome future lip-syncher/pop-punk sell-out Bronx Mowgli.
(Wonder if it got her old nose?)
That’s right, it addition to saddling the baby with a name that conjures images of one of NYC’s less attractive realms, the dorky duo named their baby after the kid from the Jungle Book. Nothing says “punk rock” like naming your kid after a Disney character (let’s face it: these two probably haven’t actually read the Rudyard Kipling books that inspired the movie).
At least that kid was raised in the jungle by a singing bear, he probably turned out better than baby Simpson-Wentz is going to.
Oh, and in case the super-cool name didn’t make it obvious, Bronx Mowgli is a boy. At least he’ll have something to talk about with Gwen Stefani’s kids Zuma Nesta Rock and Kingston, Suri Cruise, Felix Anderson, Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee’s kid), Apple and Moses Paltrow-Martin and all of the other celeb-babies with goofy monikers.
Is this the worst celebrity baby name ever?
Do you like the Ashlee Simpson baby name?
Leave a comment and tell us what you think!
simplicity says...
11.22.08 6:34 pm
Another moron having a child, you people should be done for child abuse, look no one is saying don’t be unique, but have you ever given a thought to the child. They have to live with this their whole life, I hope they change their name when they can, that might make you realise how much of an idiot you are. You wonder why your children are in threapy, well look at what you have done. All becasue you are a celebrity doesn’t give you the right to punish a child. I dread the day you are broke and your child has to go to a normal school, they are going to get flogged. It can and does happen. Another celebrity idiot. Oh by the way the bronx is a hole, good pick, you named your child slums.
Taylor says...
04.19.09 2:13 pm
YOUHH STUPID PERSON SHUT UP SHUT UP
JUST GO DIE
THATS A CUTEEE NAMEE
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PETE WENTZ IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.!
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NOT A POSER.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
donielle says...
07.5.09 7:14 pm
ok i like the name bronx and whats up with mall punk poser ok pete wentz is the hottie of hotties ok and u are the stuped person for publishing it