AOL reports that 46-year-old Rikki Rockett, drummer for big-haired ’80s glam-metal band Poison, has been arrested at a L.A. airport on sexual assault charges from Mississippi.

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Poison? The lamest, least-threatening band ever? That’s messed up. We’d expect this sort of thing from, I dunno, Motley Crue or something, but Poison? Weird. Poison frontman […]

Obviously I’m just joking!
Well, this might work if you sing about food instead of eating it, ha, ha. Or if you work up a sweat dancing around the house while you listen to it!
Seriously though, did you ever notice how many songs there are about food?
Maybe I’m just hungry for an afternoon snack […]