Ok, we’ve let this go on for far too long—John Mayer must be stopped!
Seriously, could we ship this guy off to some remote Antarctic region where he will be cut-off from over-eager paparazzi and internet access for his own nonsensical blogging?
In recent months, the adult contemporary singer/guitarist (read: more boring than Matchbox 20) has become […]

The announcement of Scarlett Johansson’s engagement to actor Ryan Reynolds is a happy occasion, we guess. But, we can’t help think the timing is just a little too Hollywood perfect.
News of the pale blond one’s betrothed status hit the web just as negative reviews of her album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, and lead single […]

Hola, music fans.
The bad news is, it is Monday again—but don’t let it get you down—today is also Cinco de Mayo!
What does that mean?
It means that you have a reason to organize a fabulous fiesta to celebrate this Monday with great music, food and fun.
What’s all the fuss about? Cinco de Mayo is a Mexican […]

Just a quick update to our blog about Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s sudden engagement ring appearance—looks like they’ve had an even more sudden wedding.
Sources report that he couple tied the knot yesterday at an undisclosed island location yesterday. 
Hmm…Let’s hope this ceremony is more legitimate than the fake-o exotic island vows Eddie Murphy and his […]

While celebrity watchers were likely disappointed by the super-secret/super-boring secret wedding of Beyonce and Jay-Z, a new superstar is set to take over the bridal spotlight.

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Mariah Carey has been spotted sporting a rather hefty diamond ring, which AOL confirms is an engagement ring from boyfriend Nick Cannon.
Carey, 39, and Cannon, 27, have been […]

Oops…Disney did it again.
The company that introduced the world to squeaky clean Mousketeers-turned-skanky pop disasters Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears can add Miley Cyrus to its list of good girls gone bad.

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Miley Cyrus, the 15-year-old star of the absurdly popular Hannah Montana franchise, became a star by playing the role of an innocent […]

Leona Lewis seems to be everywhere lately, but we have to wonder: Who cares?
 
This fake star was the 2006 winner of the X Factor, the UK talent show that spawned American Idol. After winning the show, she recorded an album and won a cheerleader in judge Simon Cowell.
While everything Cowell touches seems to turn gold, […]

Bratty mall-punk Avril Lavigne and songwriting cohort Dr. Luke recently faced accusations that her hit song “Girlfriend” was largely stolen from the Rubinoos’ 1979 song, “I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend.” As the comparison here illustrates, the two songs are rather remarkably similar.

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Lavigne denied that she had ever even heard the Rubinoos song, but […]

The mysterious, and still unconfirmed, Beyonce and Jay-Z wedding has quietly fallen out of the headlines, but a new couple is set to take the spotlight.

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Faux-punk Pete Wentz and faux-singer Ashlee Simpson have announced that they are engaged.
Let the rumor-mongering begin!
UsMagazine.com broke the news this morning, and is already speculating that the quick […]

Tonight the American Idol Top 8 contestants will butcher classic songs the same way they always do—but this time it’s for charity.
Ugh.
During the extra-long show (starts at 7:30pm), the remaining contestants will sing inspirational songs while celebrities do their best to sound humble and concerned about other humans.  Good luck.
Meanwhile, operators are standing by to […]