All the good kids will stay up late tonight listening for Santa to bring them some new toys, but we have a feeling these naughty girls and boys of the music world aren’t getting anything but coal this year.

Top 10 Naughty Music Stars of 2007

10. Jessica Simpson—So, she was nice this year because she didn’t unleash any more terrible music on the world. Unfortunately, legions of angry Dallas Cowboys football fans think she’s a bad girl for causing boyfriend Tony Romo to botch the big game. Not sure we agree, but you know what they say: Don’t mess with Texas.

9. Hannah Montana—Members of the sugar-pop singer’s fan club sued the Disney star because joining her fan club (and paying a fee) was supposed to make it easier for them to get tickets to her concerts, but it didn’t.

8. Austin Winkler (Hinder)—Known for his rock band Hinder’s (awful) hit songs such as “Lips of an Angel,” Hinder frontman Austin Winkler was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving on his way home from his engagement party. Our apologies to the lucky bride-to-be.

7. Rapper T.I.—Arrested on charges of allegedly attempting to purchase a machine gun in October, just hours before he was scheduled to perform at the BET Hip Hop awards.
 
6. Rapper Remy Ma—Sometimes a collaborator of Terror Squad, Busta Rhymes and Eminem, this female rapper was arrested on charges in connection with a shooting. The alleged victim, Makeda Barnes-Joseph, is currently suing Ma for $20 million in damages.

5. Weiland—Formerly the front man for ‘90s alt-rockers Stone Temple Pilots, Scott Weiland’s inability to get a travel visa due to past issues with drugs caused his band Velvet Revolver to cancel it’s Japanese tour. He was also arrested after car accident in November and is suspected to have been driving under the influence.

4. Kid Rock—Nobody’s classier than Kid Rock. Pamela Anderson’s ex-husband apparently took a swing at her other ex, Tommy Lee, at a music awards show. In October, Rock got into a fight in the parking lot of a Waffle House in Atlanta. C-L-A-S-S-Y.

3. Pete Doherty—Possibly the world’s most famous junkie, and grossly skinny model Kate Moss’s on/off boy toy. Moss is currently (unsuccessfully) trying to block Pete from releasing a video of her allegedly snorting cocaine. Doherty has been in and out of rehab more times than I care to count. Apparently he sometimes makes music with his band, Babyshambles, not that anyone cares anymore.

2. Amy Winehouse—Recently photographed walking the streets of London in the middle of the night, confused and topless, Winehouse has also been arrested in connection with her husband’s legal issues (namely, allegedly beating up a bartender and allegedly attempting to interfere with his court testimony)

1. Britney Spears—What hasn’t Brit done this year? From shaving her head and driving without a license to hitting rehab and bombing at the VMAs, this former Mouseketeer has had a busy year.

Did we forget any naughty stars on our list? Leave a comment and let us know!

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