ABOVE: Tony Romo may have escaped just in time. A scene of Jessica Simpson asking first husband Nick Lachey the difference between fish and chicken.
Yahoo! reports that pop singer/bad actress Jessica Simpson has parted ways with her boyfriend of two years, football player Tony Romo.
We think this guy may have gotten out just in time.
US Magazine reports that the couple split just before Simpson’s Ken and Barbie-themed birthday party earlier this month.
Talentless popstar, celebrating her 29th birthday as Barbie? We agree that dumping a girl the night before her birthday is cruel, but Romo may have made the right decision.
The party, scheduled for July 10, was reportedly canceled because of the break-up, which occurred the night before.
How did Simpson cope with the split? By hitting Twitter, of course.
According to the report, Simpson Twittered to fans: “Barbie party didn’t happen, but I turned 29 and feel like I am on top of the world yelling I LOVE GETTING OLDER!” and “Everyone needs to know that hope floats…”
Um, did she just quote a horrible Sandra Bullock/Harry Connick, Jr. movie for consolation during a break-up?
We almost feel sorry for her.
MusicVixen says...
I don’t care how famous you are, 29-year-old women should not have Barbie birthday parties!
