Giving your hard-earned cash to one of Pamela Anderson’s many ex-husbands just got a little bit easier thanks to your old friend, alcohol.
(Like embattled pop star Chris Brown, Kid Rock faced domestic abuse charges while married to Pam, but that’s another story.)
The continuing mainstream success of Kid Rock’s stale brand of Southern-fried Detroit rap is mysterious to say the least. Seriously, who buys Kid Rock albums? Please, stop listening to All Summer Long and just go buy a Skynyrd album instead…if you must.
Since he stole so many other tired ideas from the rap world, Rock (AKA Robert James Ritchie) is following another path long known to hip-hop entrepreneurs and branching out with his own line of Kid Rock merchandise.
While wife beaters and bongs might seem like the obvious choice for Kid Rock branded products, the self-proclaimed “Rock’n’Roll Jesus” has chosen a different path, one that leads to the local Michigan brewery, and maybe the local Waffle House.
Spin reports that the brewery producing the stuff will help boost Michigan’s sinking economy by creating nearly 400 new jobs connected to the product (productions, packaging, sales, etc) and geting a $700,000 tax credit.
It’s a shame that Rock’s draught won’t be ready in time for St. Patrick’s Day, since sales of his sure-to-be-popular suds might’ve been enough to save Wall St. Actually, we kinda hope Kid Rock booze isn’t what saves the nation.
Kid Rock’s drink doesn’t have a name yet and since you can order a beer without a name, we thought we’d give him a hand.
What should Kid Rock call his beer?
Will you drink it?
Do you like Kid Rock?
Leave a comment and tell us!
Denise says...
02.20.09 10:40 pm
My suggestion is to call it “Detroit Rock”. As for drinking it, I’d have to decline because I’m not a beer drinker. And as for the answer to the question Do I like Kid Rock, yes I like him. I love his music.