Madonna Confessions on Hard Candy, Sex, Divorce, Justin Timberlake
April 4th, 2008 by KarenWith a new album ready to be released, it is little wonder that Elle Magazine has just unveiled it’s new, “controversial” interview with Madonna.
At 49, the remarkably enduring pop star continues to attempt to shock the public with “racy” reports about her sex life. Her new album, Hard Candy, will even feature a song about sleeping with husband Guy Ritchie.
Yawn. I imagine the only thing even less interesting than sleeping with Madonna and/or Guy Ritchie is hearing a song about it.
This lame song is clearly some cheap attempt to dispel the constant rumors about the two divorcing. Not that anyone cares.
The album also features lead single download “4 Minutes,” which is practically guaranteed to be a hit since it is a collaboration with Justin Timberlake and Timbaland.
Is anybody else bored with Madonna, her lame music, horrible movies and bad plastic surgery? Not to mention the fake British accent and publicity stunt/adoption of an Angelina Jolie-esque orphan?
Maybe I’m alone in my distaste for the Material Girl, but I doubt it.
So, in anticipation of the bleach-blond one’s new album, I present:
Top 5 Madonna Songs I Never Want to Hear Again
Madonna—“Like a Virgin”
There was a time when it might have been cute to hear a young, peppy Madonna sing this sassy song. But, at 49, she’s old and skanky enough that the joke isn’t funny anymore.
Madonna—“Material Girl” (video)
Oh, I get it, it’s funny because you’re actually one of the wealthiest people in the world. That makes this once ironic ode to materialism the pop music equivalent of the saying, “Let them eat cake.”
Madonna—“Vogue”
I’d rather not. And I wish you wouldn’t.
Madonna—“Justify My Love”
No.
Madonna—“Hung Up”
Damn, if this track from Confessions on a Dance Floor doesn’t get stuck in my head every time I hear it, but that’s only because it sounds so much like the slightly-less-annoying Kylie Minogue.
Actually, the more I think about it, the more I realize I never want to hear ANY Madonna song ever again.
Now it’s your turn…
Are you excited about the new Madonna album? Is it time for her to retire?
Leave a comment and tell us what you think!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:19 pm
I totally agree. She’s always been phoney and a total vampire. If you read her blog you will realize what a piece of crap human she is. She claims all this CRAP-ballah bullshit and all she does is make fun of people and thinks shes the fucking Dali Lama of the entire world. SHe needs people like Justin, timberland, Yes, Brittney too, becuase she really can’t do it on her own. If you notice she always uses the best people becuase all she can do it :USE PEOPLE!!! That is her talent, USING!! The bad part is that we just have to put up with her because she;s just a rash that won’t go away. She rips of Bjork and every other talented person because she has none. ANd that jerk of husband has to take a back seat and baby sit her kids becasue she comes first. I believed she allowed him to make, what one movie??? Oh yeah and she had to be in it. I persnally wish she would just retire and stop trying to convine people she is so cool and great. SHe is a total cheap bitch and is about as generous as a miser. Every thing about her is so fake and that’s what keeps her rich, her fakeness. If you tried to have a conversation with her, what would you talk about??? How kaballah helped her pick her shoes, or how we all need to help the little orphans that live in this country where she is just using so she can get kids. Trust me, she is not doing anything for the goodness of anything. She won’t move a finger unless the others are grabbing something for her. That’s all she is about, herself. SHe is a toally selfish bitch and she thinks that Kaballah justifies her usings, stealing, ripping off and being a nasty cheap bitch to people. Well, I honeslty think that she can hangup her wig and just retire to her mansions and raise her kids who I hope write a tell all book. especially the Malawi kid. Oh god, that would be awesome.