Madonna divorce settlement $76 million free Madonna songs and more!

According to numerous reports released earlier today, it looks like the divorce settlement between Madonna and soon-to-be-ex-husband Guy Ritchie has been finalized, and the grand total is likely to make even Heather Mills (ex-Paul McCartney) a little, uh, green with envy.

In the settlement announced today, Ritchie is set to rake in a hefty $76 million from Madonna. That’s nearly twice the amount Mills was awarded in her then-record-setting settlement with McCartney.

Of course, this is rather like pocket change to a woman estimated to be worth around half a billion dollars.

So, the question now is: Is Guy Ritchie getting enough of Madonna’s money?
Aside from the broken hearts and broken family, and the fact that it looks very likely that she was in love with another (baseball-playing) man during their marriage, is $76 million dollars enough compensation for someone who had to endure Madonna for nearly eight years?

Seriously, she might be the most obnoxious celebrity on the planet, aside from Carrot Top and those idiots from the Hills. The fake British accent, the top hats, the frighteningly toned 50-year-old skeleton, er, body. Maybe Ritchie suffered even more than anyone realizes.

Here’s a quick rundown of how much this settlement is worth, have a look and tell us if this would be enough for you to tolerate the Material Girl for eight whole years.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie Divorce Settlement breakdown:
Total settlement: $76 million

If Richie were being paid a salary for his 8 years with Madge, here’s what it would’ve been:
Eight Year Total: $76,000,000
Yearly: $9,500,000
Monthly: $791,667
Weekly: $197,917
Daily: $28,274
Hourly: $1,178
Each minute: $19.63
Each second: $0.33

Hmm… only 33 cents per second? So, we’d get paid $80.52 to listen to all 4:04 of awful Madonna songs like Madonna and Justin Timberlake fre e”4 Minutes” download? Hmm…doesn’t really seem worth it…

If you actually like Madonna, go get some legal free Madonna music downloads here—she can afford it.

Is the Madonna/Guy Ritchie divorce settlement fair?
Please leave a comment and tell us what you think!