Trying to ditch that not-so-special someone before Valentine’s Day rolls around?
Maybe you found a new love?
Or you’re too broke to buy fancy dinner and roses because the economy stinks?
Or maybe you’d just rather stay home alone with your TiVo?
Whatever the reason is, we’ve got you covered with our Anti-Valentine’s Day playlist.
In honor of overpriced greeting cards, expensive flowers and gross Valentine’s Day chocolates filled with mysterious fruit cream goo, we present a collection of Anti-Valentine’s Day Songs sure to tell your soon-to-be-ex-sweetheart that things just aren’t going to work out. It’s the perfect break-up mixtape (and it’s free)!
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Kings of Leon—Sex on Fire mp3
Is it just us, or does this sound like rock’n'roll hipster slang for some sort of STD? Yeah, that’s what we thought. Enjoy your new Grammy award, boys.
Katy Perry—I Kissed a Girl mp3
By including this song, is your significant other telling you they cheated? Or simply letting you know that they have horrible, horrible taste in music. Either way, you’re better off alone.
Kanye West—Love Lockdown mp3
The horrors of bad singing and overuse of Auto Tune software combine with Kanye’s giant ego and lame lyrics to create a monstrously bad ballad. You’ll be single before the first verse is over.
Beyonce—Single Ladies mp3
Girls, if you want to scare your guy away for Valentine’s Day, send him a copy of this song filled with lyrics demanding engagement rings and serious commitments. Guys love that stuff.
Chris Brown—Kiss Kiss mp3
Only idiots still own Chris Brown albums. Hmm…Maybe it’s too soon for this one…
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