The mysterious, and still unconfirmed, Beyonce and Jay-Z wedding has quietly fallen out of the headlines, but a new couple is set to take the spotlight. Faux-punk Pete Wentz and faux-singer Ashlee Simpson have announced that they are engaged.
Let the rumor-mongering begin!
UsMagazine.com broke the news this morning, and is already speculating that the quick engagement may have been triggered by a pregnancy. Yikes.
Maybe the always made-up couple will unleash their own line of emo baby eyeliner. Or terrible childrens music.
Or, since Wentz has his hand in a fashion line, maybe he’ll help Ashlee design her own wedding dress and baby clothes. Ok, maybe not.
Screaming girl fans of Fall Out Boy bassist Wentz are likely crushed by this latest development, although, as far as we know, no guys give a hoot about the marital status of Saturday Night Live lip-syncher/recent nose-job recipient Simpson (before/after photos here).
No word yet on whether Ashlee and her beau will sign up for an MTV newlywed reality show like big sister Jessica Simpson and then-husband Nick Lachey did.
We wish the couple many years—or at least several days—of wedded bliss. We just hope they don’t fight over the bathroom mirror or the flat-iron too much. Ahem (photos, here).
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What do you think?
Will this marriage last? Is Ashlee pregnant? Will the baby get her old nose? Will her creepy dad sell wedding photos to tabloids?
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