Who wants to sleep with Bret Michaels? Get on the bus!

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No, that’s not the follow-up to who wants to be a millionaire (well, not yet), it just a simple question—one that the ladies of the world should be asking themselves now that VH 1 has officially announced plans for a third round of the rock-themed dating show.

This time around, the line-up of faux blond ladies will compete for the love of the faux blond singer while traveling the country in a tour bus—just like real groupies! Being a rockstar may be the only profession that makes riding a bus sound cool.

Seriously, who is still into this guy? He hasn’t had a hit song in nearly 20 years and who knows how long he’s been wearing the wig (not to mention the eyeliner and pink lipgloss).

Sure, some ladies of the ‘80s may have grown up with crushes on the big-haired blond singer, making the first season of the Poison singer’s dating show, Rock of Love, something of a novel idea, but, after watching the show and realizing what a skank-a-thon it was and what a dope Michaels is (toupee and all), shouldn’t our fascination have passed?

The success of season two speaks for itself. But we have questions!

Where do these chicks come from?
What makes them go on TV for a chance at STDs, er, love, with a washed-up “star”?
Why didn’t their families/friends stop them from auditioning in the first place?
So many questions!

How long will people watch this garbage? We don’t know, but we’re certainly not going to tune in.

Now, Rock of Love 3 with Courtney Love instead of Bret Michaels? That might be interesting!

Free Bret Michaels Poison mp3 music downloads:

Poison—“Every Rose Has Its Thorn”
Poison—“Nothing But a Good Time”

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