Why is this happening?
This is officially the scariest Friday the 13th ever.
No, it’s not because of that lame movie remake that was just released.
It’s because of the most horrifying music news EVER: Limp Bizkit is reuniting!
Yeah, we’d rather take our chances with the hockey dude with the machete.
Just when the world had finally forgotten all about “Nookie” and possibly the world’s worst version of the Who’s “Behind Blue Eyes,” mind-blowingly awful rap-rock fiasco Limp Bizkit has announced plans for a reunion.
That’s right, Fred Durst and the boys are going to write some putrid new songs, record an awful new album and then go on tour —they might even show up in your town. The horror!
Durst did date Britney Spears for about five seconds (before she went bonkers, go figure)…maybe his band can open for her on tour?
Or maybe Lil Wayne would like to hook up with a real rap-rock band?
Eh, maybe not.
Buy your earplugs now.
Leave a comment and tell us what you think:
Does Limp Bizkit rock or suck?
Jason says...
02.19.09 9:51 am
LOL
comawhiteforever says...
04.1.09 10:29 pm
Limp Bizkit is going to rock every town they stop in, I hope they come to mine.