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Unwigged and Unplugged: Spinal Tap Reunion Tour No Joke.

Published March 6th, 2009 by Karen

 The funniest fake band ever, Spinal Tap, is doing something that proves its own theory that, “There’s a fine line between clever and stupid.”

 Those nearly immortal lines were uttered by Spinal Tap singer/guitarist David St. Hubbins (aka actor/comedian/musician Michael McKean) in the greatest rockumentary/mockumentary ever made: This is Spinal Tap.

While that movie was one of the greatest, and perhaps most (unfortunately) accurate, portraits of rock’n'roll excess and dimwittedness ever made, the band’s decision to reunite in the real world is no laughing matter.

(Complete Spinal Tap Tour Dates after the jump)

In celebration of the 25th anniversary of This Is Spinal Tap, the (semi) fictional trio has announced plans for a reunion tour that finds the members appearing without their costumes and wigs and instead placing the focus on the music.

Um, Spinal Tap is hilarious, but the group hasn’t exactly been pumping out hit records. Which reminds us: the trio is also preparing to release a new Spinal Tap CD, for some reason.

The “Unwigged and Unplugged” tour hits 30 cities and finds actors/musicians McKean, Harry Shearer and Christopher Guest performing as themselves rather than their over-the-top Spinal Tap characters. In addition to stripped-down versions of Spinal Tap’s hair-metal hits, the trio will perform songs from A Mighty Wind, their Tap-like movie about folk music.

The good news is that even outside of their Tap personas, these guys will probably pretty entertaining. With ties to Saturday Night Live, SCTV and the Simpsons, their brand of comedy is hard-to-beat.

Of course we’d still rather see these guys in concert with Guest performing as his Spinal Tap character Nigel Tufnel. Tufnel is a rock god. Guest is boring little dude who is married to uber-annoying actress Jamie Lee Curtis. Who would you rather see unleash a wild guitar solo on “Stonehenge” or “Sex Farm”?

Yeah, that’s what we thought.

Fortunately, the band is planning a full-on Spinal Tap tour to coincide with the release of Tap’s new album. No word on whether the new album will be rock’n'roll, or some sort of jazz odyssey.

Spinal Tap Unwigged and Unplugged Tour Dates: Continue reading »

Jazz, Heavy Metal Fans Mourn: Drummer Louis Bellson Dies on Valentine’s Day 2009

Published February 17th, 2009 by Karen

Flickr photo by guyman22 Most drummers would trade their kits for the chance to play with a big band star like Duke Ellington, Count Basie, Dizzy Gillespie, Louis Armstrong or Benny Goodman.

Legendary jazz drummer Louis Bellson spent his career keeping the beat for those greats and countless others. With a career that spanned six decades and over 200 albums, the passing of this 84-year-old star is major loss to the music world.

Bellson reportedly passed away on Valentine’s Day at a Los Angeles hospital due to complications from a broken hip and Parkinson’s Disease.

Heavy metal fans should tip their hats to Bellson as well: As a teenager, Bellson pioneered the double-bass drum kit—a set-up that has since found great popularity among drummers of the heavy metal, hard rock and speed metal genres. Continue reading »

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Marilyn Manson, Slayer 2009 Tour Dates Sponsored by Energy Drinks, Satan

Published January 30th, 2009 by Karen

Flickr photo by Membris Khan In what could be the evilest summer vacation since Jason first starting knocking teens off at Crystal Lake on Friday the 13th, Slayer and Marilyn Manson are teaming up and hitting the road for a summer tour (tour dates below).

In the ‘80s, California thrashers Slayer were at the center of countless controversies thanks to their allegedly satanic lyrics and demonically fast guitar solos.

Marilyn Manson made a spectacle of himself in the ‘90s, tearing pages from the Book of Mormon during a show in Utah and generally doing his best cracked-out David Bowie impersonation in an attempt to freak-out skittish parents and win over bored teenagers.

Now, these two formerly formidable noisemakers are putting on their best rock’n’roll costumes and going trick-or-treating together touring together.

Do kids (or parents)still care about Slayer or Manson?
Or are parents more afraid their daughters will grow up skanky like Britney and Miley?

Of course, these days, the scariest thing about Slayer (whose leader is closing in on age 50) and Manson (age 40) is the swiftness with which they seem to have sold their souls—not to the devil—but to Coca Cola (same thing?).

This traveling circus of rock’n’roll mischief is officially named the Rockstar Enery Drink Mayhem Festival tour. Doesn’t exactly strike fear into anyone’s heart, now does it? Continue reading »

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Is Metallica the Worst Band in the Rock’n'Roll Hall of Fame? Maybe Not.

Published January 16th, 2009 by Karen

The latest batch of musicians and songwriters being inducted into the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame was just announced. We are completely stoked to see rockabilly guitar queen Wanda Jackson on the list–she’s not hailed as “the female Elvis” for nothing, kids.

However, our eyes rolled back in our heads in disgust at the sight of metal’s most over-hyped sellouts (ahem, Metallica), although we know they’re not even the lamest band in the club. So, today, we’re taking a look at some other folks who, like Metallica, don’t deserve to pay admission for a tour of the Rock’n’Roll Hall of Fame, let alone be inducted into it. Continue reading »

Headbanging harmful to health? Thanks, Science. Free AC DC music

Published January 9th, 2009 by Karen

Reports are burning up the internet this morning over a study performed by researchers in Australia that has determined that headbanging is harmful to your health (video here).

Um, thanks, science, but I think we already knew that thrashing our heads and necks around and shaking our brains up (hopefully while blasting some eardrum shredding rock from, I dunno, Motorhead or something), wasn’t exactly as beneficial as yoga.

But it’s fun.
Well, it’s fun when you’re a teenager.
When you’re old, you start to mumble things about the music being too loud and having a headache.

The most surprising thing about this study is that it was performed by scientists in Australia—a country that should know a thing or two about rock’n’roll and headbanging since it spawned AC/DC.

So, in honor of pointless scientific studies everywhere, today we’re offering up a handful of our headbanging favorites:
free AC/DC music
free Metallica downloads

What’s your favorite headbanging music?
Leave a comment and tell us what’s on your playlist!

Saw V Preview and Free Halloween Music from the Saw V Soundtrack

Published October 27th, 2008 by Karen

As the creepiest night of the year gets closer, we thought this would be a good time to hand out some scary treats to all our readers. Since we can’t exactly divvy out chocolates and candy corn through the computer screen, we’re dishing out some free Halloween songs instead!

Horror movie fans should enjoy this one: Today we’ve got a sneak peek at the upcoming movie Saw V. You can see the terrifying official Saw V preview here. And if you want more Saw V info, scroll down and check out the tracklisting for the Saw V soundtrack and get some free Halloween Music downloads, too!

Happy haunting!
Saw V Soundtrack

1. Charlie Clouser - Trap Attack
2. Testament - True Believer
3. Ministry - Death and Destruction (Remix)
4. Filter - What’s Next (The Blood and Sand Mix)
5. The Almighty - Thanks Again, Again
6. Prong - The Banishment
7. Die Krupps - The Dawning Of Doom
8. Clutch - Power Player
9. Skinny Puppy - ugLi
10. William Control - Strangers
11. Emilie Autumn - Unlaced
12. Fixmer/McCarthy - Blood And Music
13. Revolting Cocks - Wizard Of Sextown
14. Funker Vogt - Date of Expiration
15. Charlie Clouser - What it Takes

Free Halloween Music Downloads
From Monster Mash mp3 download to free Ghostbusters ringtone, find all your favorite free Halloween mp3s here!

Tell us what you think!
Are the Saw movies scary or stupid?
Will you watch Saw V this Halloween?

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Rock of Love 3 Auditions PLUS Free Poison mp3 music downloads

Published July 18th, 2008 by Karen

Who wants to sleep with Bret Michaels? Get on the bus!

No, that’s not the follow-up to who wants to be a millionaire (well, not yet), it just a simple question—one that the ladies of the world should be asking themselves now that VH 1 has officially announced plans for a third round of the rock-themed dating show.

This time around, the line-up of faux blond ladies will compete for the love of the faux blond singer while traveling the country in a tour bus—just like real groupies! Being a rockstar may be the only profession that makes riding a bus sound cool.

Seriously, who is still into this guy? He hasn’t had a hit song in nearly 20 years and who knows how long he’s been wearing the wig (not to mention the eyeliner and pink lipgloss).

Sure, some ladies of the ‘80s may have grown up with crushes on the big-haired blond singer, making the first season of the Poison singer’s dating show, Rock of Love, something of a novel idea, but, after watching the show and realizing what a skank-a-thon it was and what a dope Michaels is (toupee and all), shouldn’t our fascination have passed?

The success of season two speaks for itself. But we have questions!

Where do these chicks come from?
What makes them go on TV for a chance at STDs, er, love, with a washed-up “star”?
Why didn’t their families/friends stop them from auditioning in the first place?
So many questions!

How long will people watch this garbage? We don’t know, but we’re certainly not going to tune in.

Now, Rock of Love 3 with Courtney Love instead of Bret Michaels? That might be interesting!

Free Bret Michaels Poison mp3 music downloads:

Poison—“Every Rose Has Its Thorn”
Poison—“Nothing But a Good Time”

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  Andrea

CrueFest: Motley Crue Tour Dates, New Motley Crue Album Info and More!

Published April 22nd, 2008 by Karen

Tommy Lee has become famous for a lot of things over the years, including certain videos he made with ex-wife Pam Anderson.

But, before he was starring in adult videos, the tattooed loud-mouth was starring in music videos with his band, Motley Crue.

The Crue hasn’t quite recaptured the glory of its leather panted, big hair ‘80s glory, but the band’s original line-up has reunited for a new tour, the aptly named CrueFest.

Set to launch this summer, CrueFest is poised to become something of an OzzFest for the retro hair-metal set.

In time for the new tour, Motley Crue has released a new album, Saints of Los Angeles. But, let’s face it nobody wants to hear new Crue, they want to hear classics like “Dr. Feelgood,” “Smokin’ in the Boys Room” and strip-club anthem, “Girls, Girls, Girls.”

Saints of L.A. is the Crue’s first album featuring the original line-up in a decade (although they did release a horrible album with a different singer back in 1997.)

Bands scheduled to join Motley Crue on the CrueFest tour include Papa Roach, Trapt and BuckCherry.

We’ve seen a preview of the live show here and, well, we’ll let you decide Vince Neil is singing, or using a backing track. Ahem.

Too bad fellow ‘80s leftover Bret Michaels and his band Poison didn’t sign on for the tour, too…maybe they couldn’t pull Bret away from his VH1 skank/dating show Rock of Love. (Since Bret didn’t find love on the season finale of Rock of Love 2, it seems likely that Rock of Love 3 is just around the corner.)

Tour doesn’t start until July, but here’s some Crue to keep you amused until then.

Motley Crue—“Live Wire” video
Fairly embarrassing display of red leather and hairspray. Classy.

Motley Crue—“Girls, Girls, Girls” video
Motorcycles? Yeah. Strippers? Yeah. Music? Pretty much what you should expect for a song about motorcycles and strippers.

Motley Crue—“Kickstart My Heart” video
Yeah, more motorcycles. But fewer strippers.
Motle Crue—“Dr. Feelgood” free mp3 download

Tell Us What You Think!
–Is Motley Crue too old to rock? Will you go to the concert? What song do you want to hear them play?