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1 Comment ABOVE: Jewel is teaming up with a sleep aid company, but her duet with Jessica Simpson might cause nightmares…
In a new ad popping up online, folk-pop singer/country music talent show judge Jewel is seen endorsing sleepbetter.org, a company dedicated to “helping people sleep better.”
Um, aren’t her albums enough to put most people to sleep?
We’re just saying…
Actually, the Sleep Better, Dream Bigger project is meant to Continue reading »
ABOVE: Tony Romo may have escaped just in time. A scene of Jessica Simpson asking first husband Nick Lachey the difference between fish and chicken.
Yahoo! reports that pop singer/bad actress Jessica Simpson has parted ways with her boyfriend of two years, football player Tony Romo.
We think this guy may have gotten out just in time.
US Magazine reports that the couple split just before Simpson’s Ken and Barbie-themed birthday party earlier this month.
Talentless popstar, celebrating her 29th birthday as Barbie? We agree that dumping a girl the night before her birthday is cruel, but Romo may have made the right decision.
The party, scheduled for July 10, was reportedly canceled because of the break-up, which occurred the night before.
How did Simpson cope with the split? By hitting Twitter, of course. Continue reading »
donielleYes, that’s right, just when you thought the idea of Ashlee Simpson having a baby with mall-punk poser icon Pete Wentz of Fall Out Boy was the dumbest thing you ever heard, now comes news of the actual birth of the baby on Thursday and the revelation of the fittingly ridiculous baby name.
Please welcome future lip-syncher/pop-punk sell-out Bronx Mowgli.
(Wonder if it got her old nose?)
That’s right, it addition to saddling the baby with a name that conjures images of one of NYC’s less attractive realms, the dorky duo named their baby after the kid from the Jungle Book. Nothing says “punk rock” like naming your kid after a Disney character (let’s face it: these two probably haven’t actually read the Rudyard Kipling books that inspired the movie).
At least that kid was raised in the jungle by a singing bear, he probably turned out better than baby Simpson-Wentz is going to.
Oh, and in case the super-cool name didn’t make it obvious, Bronx Mowgli is a boy. At least he’ll have something to talk about with Gwen Stefani’s kids Zuma Nesta Rock and Kingston, Suri Cruise, Felix Anderson, Pilot Inspektor (Jason Lee’s kid), Apple and Moses Paltrow-Martin and all of the other celeb-babies with goofy monikers.
Is this the worst celebrity baby name ever?
Do you like the Ashlee Simpson baby name?
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mrkOk, for the record: I don’t make a habit out of reading Elle Magazine (not that there’s anything to read—the whole magazine is just ads).
But, this month’s interview with the always amusing Jessica Simpson was too good to resist taking a peek at in the checkout line.
Now, in an interview meant to somehow make her seem less ditzy on the eve of the release of her inevitable country album (which sounds like watered-down Carrie Underwood), Simpson manages to prove that there is truly no limit to her shallowness.
Simpson addresses the infamous incident wherein she forgot the words to Dolly Parton’s hit “9 to 5” (which is now becoming a Broadway musical for some dumb. First ABBA now this–Broadway stinks!).
“I was singing ‘9 to 5’ and I choked and forgot the words in front of the president and in front of Dolly Parton, who’s like the president to me,” said Simpson in the Elle interview.
Um, seriously, Dolly Parton is “like the president” to her?
It’s just such an absurd thing to say. Dolly’s amusing, but c’mon, even calling her an important musical figure is almost overstating her importance. She’s fun and she has a good sense of humor (heck, she called her last album Backwoods Barbie), but that’s all.
Or maybe she was trying to say that George W. is an air-headed boob, in which case…well, some folks might agree 
In the Elle article, Simpson goes on to say that, “The last time I sang in front of the president, I had messed up the lyrics to ‘God Bless America’ so its kind of a thing I have with George W. Anyway, I broke down and said I’m sorry in front of the whole audience. My dad was there. I looked him in the face and said, ‘I will never sing again.’”
Too bad she didn’t follow through with her promise never to sing again.
Oh well, we can still dream…
Wanna know what the fuss is all about?
Listen to the songs from the post in the free mp3 music downloads section below.
Jessica Simpson—Come On Over video
Jessica Simpson—free mp3 music downloads
Dolly Parton—9 to 5 free mp3
Is Jessica Simpson really as dumb as she seems? Is that even possible?
Do you like her more/less now that she’s a “country” singer?
Leave a comment and tell us what you think!
