ABOVE: A ghost is probably not the creepiest thing about MJ’s house.

We are sort of hoping that in the middle of today’s Michael Jackson memorial at the Staples Center, MJ will hop up like a zombie from the ‘Thriller” video and reveal that this was all a very elaborate episode of Punk’d.

That’s probably not going to happen.

However, MJ seems to be reaching out from beyond the grave-to Larry King on CNN, for some reason. A popular video clip shows what seems to be a ghostly figure wandering around MJ’s house as reporters are touring his bedroom.

Actually, we think that the idea of being in MJ’s bedroom (and seeing all of the locks on his door) is far creepier than anything the ghost has to offer.

Do you believe in ghosts?

Will you watch Michael Jackson’s memorial on TV?

Do you think there’s any chance this whole MJ death thing is a hoax and that he’s really eating peanut butter sandwiches with Elvis and Bubbles in Memphis?

So many questions…

Even if you are a huge MJ fan, you have to admit that this memorial is over-the-top. His family is reportedly going to bring his casket to the Staples Center for fans to see during the public memorial service on Tuesday July 7. This will surely be broadcast live, and in re-runs, until we all lose our minds. Why are people so eager to attend a funeral?

Does the world really need a million blurry iPhone photos of Jackson’s casket in an arena? Seems kind of tacky to us.

Live Twitter coverage of the funeral? Spin Magazine online has it covered. Ghoulish much?