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Bart Simpson is a Scientologist! Who else is?

Published February 1st, 2008 by Karen

Fox News and the Huffington Post just reported that Nancy Cartwright (the actress who provides the voice for Bart Simpson), is a Scientologist. Not only that, but she just donated $10 million to this cult of Tom Cruise (which is TWICE her yearly salary from the Simpsons, which airs on Fox).

This made us wonder, what other musicians, actors and celebs are part of this mysterious organization.

The group tends to be pretty secretive, but several sources have reported that these stars all follow L. Ron Hubbard’s teachings.

Musicians and Celebrity Scientologists

Nancy Cartwright
Sure, it’s weird to think that Bart Simpson is a Scientologist. But it’s even weirder to think that Bart is a 50-year-old woman.

Beck
That’s right, kids, the weird guy who hit the big-time with his eclectic take on grungy folk/rap with 1994’s “Loser” is a Scientologist. We’re not sure if lame breakdancing and beatboxing are considered sins in the Church of Scientology, but we sure hope so.

Priscilla and Lisa Marie Presley
Thank goodness Elvis isn’t around to see this.

Chick Corea
This jazz pianist/keyboarist has played with the likes of Miles Davis, Anthony Braxton and Stan Getz.

Juliette Lewis
Know for her acting roles in Natural Born Killers and Cape Fear, she now leads a (fairly terrible) rock band called Juliette and the Licks. No word on whether the Licks are Scientologists.

Billy Sheehan
Who? Yeah, there’s no reason you should immediately recognize this name—unless you’re a bassist. This bass player is often featured in instructional videos and music magazines, but he’s best known for his role in the band Mr. Big who had a hit with “To Be with You.”

Danny Masterson
Yup. The stoner kid from “That ‘70s Show.” Bummer.

John Travolta
Known for songs like “Summer Nights”, this Grease star is probably the second most famous Scientologist (crazy Tom Cruise being #1). With all the awful movies he makes, we’re just impressed he can still afford to be a member.

Isaac Hayes
Shaft? Yeah, that’s right.

Jason Lee
Star of “My Name is Earl” (and the skater in Sonic Youth’s “100%” video in 1992)
The list goes on and on, but you can find out more about celebrity scientologists here, or learn more about the practice of Scientology here.

Do you care if your favorite stars are Scientologists–or any other religion? Do you think it’s unfair that Scientology has gotten a bad reputation? Leave a comment and let us know what you think!

"This pretty much explains it best. =) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_qPc8xEnAs"
  Bryan

Christian Music Sucks, but Christian Rock Sucks More.

Published January 30th, 2008 by Karen

…or does it?

Christian rock has gotten a bad reputation over the years, and some of it is well-deserved.

In the ‘80s, Christian hair-metal band, Stryper, became the punchline of many jokes both because of their ridiculously pompous lyrics, and their big hair and hideous yellow and black spandex outfits. (check out the “Calling on You” Video)

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Of course, there is no defending Stryper, they’re just hilariously awful.

However, it would be narrow-minded to disregard an entire genre of music simply because of its silly outfits and religious slant (afterall, Metallica isn’t exactly a fashion icon).

So, today we’re going to take a look at a few of today’s more popular Christian music artists and try to answer the question:

Does Christian Music Suck?

Relient K.
Specializing in pop-punk, this band is frequently compared to acts such as Blink 182
“Be My Escape” made waves on alt-rock radio. The music is light and fun, but the snotty vocals wear thin. But, it’s not really any worse than any of the other stuff this genre has to offer.

Switchfoot
Easily one of the most popular Christian rock bands around, Switchfoot have crossed over to mainstream radio and MTV so well that many fans don’t even realize it’s a Christian band. The group’s slightly grungy Hoobastank-style rock songs like “Dare You to Move” aren’t innovative by any means, but they’re a hell of a lot less annoying than popular mainstream bands like Seether.

MercyMe—God With Us
Ahh…here it is. Bands like this are the reason mainstream radio doesn’t quite accept Christian music. Considered songs of praise, this style of music beats listeners over the head with shiny happy lyrics and bible verses. Probably more popular with housewives than punks. Certainly something your mom might like if she’s kinda lame…or maybe your grandma.


Newsboys
—In Wonder
This outfit is the blandest pop this side of Matchbox 20. They seem to mimic whatever musical trend is popular at the moment (apparently watered down Duran Duran at present), but fail to make any sort of lasting impression other than a yawn and some eye-roll inducing lyrics.

Casting Crowns—East to West
This is a terrible band name, that always makes us think of Counting Crows. The good news is, they don’t sound like Counting Crows. The bad news is, Casting Crowns are better. Songs like “East to West” will go over with fans of Evanescence and Five for Fighting.

So, it seems that while all Christian music probably doesn’t suck, a lot of it does. But the problem isn’t always the message, it’s that the bands aren’t being adventurous enough with their music.

Do you think Christian music, gospel songs, CCM and songs of praise rock or not?
Leave a comment and let us know!