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"Wow...I never really like Camillia. SHE'S TOO OLD FOR JOE! X.X Haha. But seriosly, shes not very pretty either. >.>"
  Bon Bon

Jonas, Girlfriend Break-Up: Jonas Brothers Fans Cheer

Published July 27th, 2009 by Karen

ABOVE: Joe Jonas and ex-girlfriend Camilla Belle met on the set of the” video for the band’s (pretty horrible) single, “Lovebug.

The last time we mentioned the Jonas Brothers on these pages, it was to announce the news of oldest brother Kevin Jonas’s engagement. We thought the band’s fans would be bummed, but, let’s face it, Kevin’s kinda the least popular of the trio.

However, cover your ears to prepare for the screams of the nation’s tween and teen girls upon learning that Joe Jonas is single again. The 19-year-old Disney star/singer has parted ways with his girlfriend, 22-year-old actress Continue reading »

Kevin Jonas Engaged to Girlfriend of Two Years

Published July 3rd, 2009 by Wendy

ABOVE: In a rare moment, Kevin Jonas shows off his vocal skills on the JB hit, “S.O.S.”

The eldest Jonas brother, Kevin, and his girlfriend Danielle Deleasa were engaged Wednesday, according to an Associated Press report. The news service reported that the engagement was confirmed by a Jonas’ spokesperson.

The 21-year-old Jonas is part of the hot pop/rock trio the Jonas Brothers, along with siblings Joe and Nick Jonas. In a statement, Kevin’s parents, Kevin Sr. and Denise Jonas, said they were “filled with joy.”

The young couple has not yet set a date. Their engagement was first reported by People magazine. People quoted Kevin Jonas as describing his girlfriend’s reaction as “yes, yes, yes like 500 times super fast in a row.”

Jonas met Deleasa, 22, in May of 2007 while vacationing with their families in the Bahamas. A former hairdresser, Deleasa didn’t even know who Jonas was at the time, according to People magazine.

Engaged: Jonas Wedding Around the Corner for Less-Popular Jonas Brother

Published July 2nd, 2009 by Karen
jonas brothers at the grammy's
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It’s Official: Screaming teenage girls around the world have one less Jonas brother to chase after, because one of the boys has just become engaged. Given the boys’ very public vows to remain virgins until they’re married, this may be the first celebrity wedding that doesn’t inspire pregnancy rumors before the big day.

The oldest member of the Jonas trio, Kevin, 21, proposed to his 22-year-old girlfriend, Danielle, Wednesday morning at her New Jersey home. Jonas had just played a concert in Canada, and flew in just to pop the question.

For his part, Kevin has seemingly been the most low-key of the brothers, failing to make headlines and attain teen heartthrob status the way younger brothers/celebrity-daters Nick and Joe normally do.

The engagement was officially announced by Jonas’s parents, Kevin Sr. and Denise, via a blog post on the band’s official website. There is also a photo of the newly-engaged couple.

The Jonas Brothers’ latest album, Lines, Vines and Trying Times, was released in June.

MORE: Special LIVE performance of “Paranoid” and the complete statement from the Jonas parents: Continue reading »

Ashlee Simpson Creepy Wonderland Wedding to Pete Wentz Fall Out Boy

Published May 19th, 2008 by Karen

Pop-punk icon Billy Idol once sang, “It’s a nice day for a white wedding,” but Saturday proved to be a nice day for a white rabbit wedding.

Ashlee Simpson, 23, and Pete Wentz, 28, tied the knot Saturday in California. The pop-punk pair chose a wedding theme based around the classic tale of Alice in Wonderland.

Ashlee’s dress is still being kept under wraps, but according to People magazine it was designed by Monique Lhuillier and she wore a diamond necklace and earring by Neil Lane. Her engagement ring is a massive diamond, which Fall Out Boy bassist Wentz claims is a non-conflict diamond.

Odds are it was the reception that was fairy tale themed, not the actual wedding. That’s kind of shame, it would’ve been pretty entertaining to think of Simpson walking down the aisle dressed as the white rabbit or chesire cat. Oh well. Maybe next time.

The duo’s wedding cake did follow the theme, featuring top hat, tea pot and pocket watch imagery from the story.

Also, wasn’t Alice’s adventure in Wonderland really sort of a nightmare? It doesn’t really seem like the type of image you’d want to have for a wedding.

Of course, the faux-goth theme for the wedding probably isn’t the creepiest part of the big day. In addition to Simpson’s oddly man-ish sister Jessica serving as maid of honor, the ceremony was performed by Simpson’s father, the always creepy Joe Simpson. Wonder if he’s selling the wedding photos yet? He already tried to sell photos of Ashlee’s unconfirmed baby.

No word on where the possibly pregnant newlyweds will head for the honeymoon. We’d guess down a rabbit hole somewhere. Better not tell Joe, he’ll be there with the paparazzi.

Jenna Bush Wedding, Music, Photos, Ring and More!

Published May 12th, 2008 by Karen

The President is on the way out of the spotlight, but his daughter Jenna was the center of attention at her wedding over the weekend.

26-year-old Jenna Bush wed 30-year-old Henry Hager in a ceremony in her hometown of Crawford, TX. Photos of the President and first daughter on the big day have been released, we think this one is pretty sweet, here. (Of course, we much prefer this photo of President W. with the Easter Bunny, here.)

With all the weddings in recent weeks—Beyonce and Mariah top the list—and nuptial from Ashlee Simpson around the corner, we’re in a wedding mood. Here are some of our favorite wedding songs—and a few we kinda never want to hear ever again. Sorry, chicken-dance fans.

According to People online, Jenna and Henry shared their first dance as a married couple to Taj Mahal’s “Lovin’ In My Baby’s Eyes.”

Um, really? Now this has to be their song. Forever. They should’ve planned better.

The bride danced with her presidential pop to the tune of Joe Cocker “You Are So Beautiful,” which is sweet.

Those are pretty good choices, but here are some others we love (and hate). Free wedding music downloads, too! Enjoy lots of free wedding music downloads here.

TOP WEDDING SONGS

“Never Make a Pretty Woman Your Wife”
We LOVE this song. We realize that some brides will be offended by this song. Fair enough—but they’re missing the point. This calypso classic is actually one of the sweetest wedding songs ever written. It’s about faithfulness, happiness and fidelity—but with a witty twist.

Of course, calling your wife ugly on your wedding day may not be a wise idea. You better be CERTAIN that she appreciates this cheeky number before you allow the DJ to play it.

Wedding March
Sometimes, you just have to stick with the classics.

“YMCA”—Village People
Chicken Dance
Nobody looks cool dancing to these songs—but they are guaranteed to get even the most reluctant dancers on the floor. Still, we’ll never, ever understand what the YMCA has to do with weddings.

“The Way You Look Tonight”—Frank Sinatra
We love Frank, really we do, but this is such a cliché that it has lost all meaning.

Better Alternative:
“Love and Marriage”—Frank Sinatra

What Do You Think?
What song would you love (or hate) to hear at your wedding?
Leave a comment and tell us what you think!

Scarlett Johansson Wedding a Publicity Stunt Because Her Album Stinks?

Published May 7th, 2008 by Karen

The announcement of Scarlett Johansson’s engagement to actor Ryan Reynolds is a happy occasion, we guess. But, we can’t help think the timing is just a little too Hollywood perfect.

News of the pale blond one’s betrothed status hit the web just as negative reviews of her album, Anywhere I Lay My Head, and lead single “Falling Down” mp3, began to emerge. There is also a boring video for the boring song, here.

Given that a large number of listeners have panned the inexplicable album of Tom Waits covers, maybe Reynolds popped the question just to make his girl feel better? Or to take some of the attention off of her horrible record and redirect it to her shiny new diamond ring?

Perhaps this engagement is merely a consolation prize for having released such a horrible album?

Then again, Johannson’s beau may not be the best judge of music—afterall, he was formerly engaged to Alanis Morissette, AKA, the most annoying female singer ever to sell a zillion albums. (Remember her Dave Coullier-bashing hit, “You Oughta Know” mp3? Ick.)

Anyway, you can see Scarlett’s lovely new engagement ring, here. Rumor has it that Beatle-spawn Stella McCartney wants to design Johansson’s wedding gown when the time comes.

If you like to look at trainwrecks, check out reviews and listen to Scarlett’s album here.

What Do You Think?
Is the announcement of Scarlett’s engagement meant to distract attention from her singing? Leave a comment and tell us what you think!

"Well I don't think age has to anything with love. They will do well. Tina "
  Tina

Mariah Carey Getting Married, Again? Run, Nick Cannon, run!

Published May 1st, 2008 by Karen

While celebrity watchers were likely disappointed by the super-secret/super-boring secret wedding of Beyonce and Jay-Z, a new superstar is set to take over the bridal spotlight.

Mariah Carey has been spotted sporting a rather hefty diamond ring, which AOL confirms is an engagement ring from boyfriend Nick Cannon.
Carey, 39, and Cannon, 27, have been dating recently, though neither has officially commented on the hot wedding rumor.

Carey, who is riding high on the record-breaking success of her latest album, E=MC2, is also unveiling a new film project, Tennessee. Her return to acting is a questionable move, given that her infamously terrible role in the semi-autobiographical flick Glitter nearly ruined her career.

An actor, MTV personality and rapper, Cannon rose to fame as star of Nickelodeon’s All That and the Nick Cannon Show, and went on to appear in films such as Drumline and Men in Black II. He has been previously linked with singer Christina Milian and Kim Kardashian, and was recently briefly engaged to a Victoria’s Secret model.

Given Carey’s outgoing personality, it seems unlikely that she’ll keep her big day under wraps the way Beyonce did. Stay tuned for more news, photos and wedding day details as the big day approaches.

In the mean time, take a look at the giant rock she’s sporting on her engagement finger, here.
Mariah Carey—“Touch My Body” mp3
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Tell Us What You Think…

Does the big age difference between 39-year-old Mariah and her 27-year-old guy matter? Leave a comment and tell us what you think!

"real old bald guy trying to find love! He is just promoting himself because he has had no major hit in the past decade. Everyone know he's bald under..."
  Trina

Rock of Love 2 Winner Wonders What’s Under Bret Michaels Bandana?

Published April 18th, 2008 by Karen

It has been a busy week in the music world, but our favorite story of the week is Bret Michaels FINALLY revealing what is under his bandana. Bald? Wig? Weave? Keep reading…

VH1 wrapped up another season of the surprisingly popular celebrity skank-a-thon, oops, we mean, dating show, Rock of Love.

The show stars Bret Michaels, singer for ‘80s glam rock band Poison, known for songs such as “Every Rose Has Its Thorn” and “Talk Dirty to Me.”

This season’s winner of Bret’s, um, love, was a girl named Ambre. You can see the dramatic final scenes, here.

Unfortunately, Michaels didn’t find true love, he’s already talking about the possibility of Rock of Love 3.

Of course, the biggest mystery of the show isn’t finding out who Bret’s new special lady is, it’s finding out what secret is concealed beneath his ever-present bandana.

Once part of his signature style, in recent years onlookers have started to suspect that the bandana covering his shiny blond hair is there to conceal Bret’s baldness and to hold on his wig.

Turns out, they were right. Sort of.

AP reports that Bret finally revealed what is under his scarf, “My hair is combined of my hair and the finest extensions Europe has to offer. I do the show without it on all the time and they won’t film me. They are like, “Put your bandanna back on. It is your image.” It is my signature thing.”

Now, if someone could just convince him to stop wearing so much lipgloss…

Seriously though, maybe he should take a cue from Jessica Simpson and launch his own line of hair extensions for aging rockstars?

In other news, Bret’s Poison bandmate, drummer Rikki Rockett, was arrested in March on sexual assault charges.

Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson Engaged, Pregnant?

Published April 10th, 2008 by Karen

The mysterious, and still unconfirmed, Beyonce and Jay-Z wedding has quietly fallen out of the headlines, but a new couple is set to take the spotlight. Faux-punk Pete Wentz and faux-singer Ashlee Simpson have announced that they are engaged.

Let the rumor-mongering begin!

UsMagazine.com broke the news this morning, and is already speculating that the quick engagement may have been triggered by a pregnancy. Yikes.

Maybe the always made-up couple will unleash their own line of emo baby eyeliner. Or terrible childrens music.

Or, since Wentz has his hand in a fashion line, maybe he’ll help Ashlee design her own wedding dress and baby clothes. Ok, maybe not.

Screaming girl fans of Fall Out Boy bassist Wentz are likely crushed by this latest development, although, as far as we know, no guys give a hoot about the marital status of Saturday Night Live lip-syncher/recent nose-job recipient Simpson (before/after photos here).

No word yet on whether Ashlee and her beau will sign up for an MTV newlywed reality show like big sister Jessica Simpson and then-husband Nick Lachey did.

We wish the couple many years—or at least several days—of wedded bliss. We just hope they don’t fight over the bathroom mirror or the flat-iron too much. Ahem (photos, here).

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Ashlee Simpson SNL video

What do you think?

Will this marriage last? Is Ashlee pregnant? Will the baby get her old nose? Will her creepy dad sell wedding photos to tabloids?

Leave a comment and tell us what you think :)

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Beyonce Wedding Dress, Photos, Ring, Pregnancy Rumors—We’re Waiting!

Published April 7th, 2008 by Karen

Beyonce and Jay Z reportedly got married in New York over the weekend. Fans are eagerly waiting for photos of Beyonce’s wedding dress and a peek at the wedding rings, but we’re actually happy the couple was able to keep things so secret—it’s not easy to do!

Of course, they could probably make a fortune if they decided to sell wedding photos to a magazine. Not that they need the money (Jay-Z is about to close a $150 Million deal with a tour promotion company, LiveNation).

In honor of the latest celebrity super-couple to tie the knot, we’re taking a look at some other musical marriages—some of them worked, and some of them didn’t. We’re sure that pregnancy rumors are just around the corner for the newlyweds, so we’re looking at how many kids these famous musical duos have as well.

We’ll have to wait and see how Beyonce and Jay Z stand the test of time (and if kids are in the plan), but it’s no secret that they stand a better chance than, say, Whitney and Bobby!

Top Music Star Marriages

Beyonce and Jay Z
Married: 2008
Kids: No.
Beyonce and Jay Z—“Crazy in Love” free music download

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony
Married: 2004
Kids: Twins, Max and Emme, born 2008

Kurt Cobain (Nirvana) and Courtney Love (Hole)
Married: 2 years, widowed
Kids: Daughter, Frances Bean, born 1992

Gwen Stefani (No Doubt) and Gavin Rossdale (Bush)
Married: 2002
Kids: Son, Kingson, born 2006. Another child is due in 2008.
Gwen Stefani—“Hollaback Girl” free music download

Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
Married: 1992
Divorced: 2007
Kids: Daughter Bobbi, born 1993.

Faith Hill and Tim McGraw
Married: 1996
Kids: Daughters Katherine (1997), Maggie (1998) and Audrey (2001)

Amy Grant and Vince Gill
Married: 2000
Kids: Daugher Corrina, born 2001

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley (Sum 41)
Married: 2006
Kids: No.
Avril Lavigne—“Girlfriend” free music download

What do you think?
Will Beyonce and Jay-Z’s marriage last?
Leave a comment and tell us what you think!